Archive for February 27th, 2005
Sunday, February 27th, 2005
Sandler and Rock playing an “absent” Catherine Zeta-Jones by reading her teleprompter lines. It fell flat.
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Sunday, February 27th, 2005
Ooh. I’m eating too much mango loaf. Have to pace myself for the rest of the show. The Shrek song is boring. We’re still rooting for the French song so far.
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Sunday, February 27th, 2005
Aviator is cleaning up the minor awards. It’s … wait, the IMDB bio of Scorsese was written by Walter Melnyk, who I know and work with! Nice work, Melnyk!
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Sunday, February 27th, 2005
Johnny Carson montage, since he hosted the award show five-odd times. They show a joke with Carson comparing the Oscar telecast to the Iran hostage crisis. It’s pretty good! Mm. Macadamia-white chocolate cookies. Is Sandra Ohs one of the documentary nominees? Must be a lookalike. Naw, it’s just some other Asian woman. TLO informs me […]
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Sunday, February 27th, 2005
Cate Blanchett for best Kate Hepburn impersonation. Oh, and Blanchett and husband: a real-life ugly guy cute girl combo. Maybe this is where Hollywood gets its ideas. Thanks Scorsese: “I hope my son will marry your daughter.” I hope this doesn’t refer to Sofia Coppola, but TLO tells me he has a recent child. Marty […]
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Sunday, February 27th, 2005
Fundamental problem with “Sideways”: if you’re Virginia Madsen, you can do better than Paul Giamatti. Any movies with ugly girls and cute guys?
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Sunday, February 27th, 2005
“He’s boring us to death with his politics”: Rock’s intro to Tim Robbins. Who is wearing a Peace logo tie-pin.
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Sunday, February 27th, 2005
Costume design presented with the de rigeur (but still funny) animated character cameo. But how come they didn’t walk out Pierce Brosnan to the “Remington Steele” theme? The James Bond theme is so done.
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Sunday, February 27th, 2005
Ooh! The secquence finishes with Martin Lawrence doing a fake acceptance speech! Yeah. Why is Elizabeth Berke-er, Scarlett Johansson in the balony? Oh, she’s introducing the technical awards montage. Maybe the next presenter will pop up from the floor, but I’m hoping for something with wires. Marj thinks the technical awards might be the ESL […]
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Sunday, February 27th, 2005
Chris Rock doing streeters with movie theatre patrons. Fairly funny. “Oh yeah, I loved White Chicks!” Now he’s interviewing Albert Brooks. I like the acceptance speeches by ordinary people!