Johnny Carson montage, since he hosted the award show five-odd times. They show a joke with Carson comparing the Oscar telecast to the Iran hostage crisis. It’s pretty good!

Mm. Macadamia-white chocolate cookies.

Is Sandra Ohs one of the documentary nominees? Must be a lookalike. Naw, it’s just some other Asian woman. TLO informs me there is more than one. “A little gold man. Just what we always wanted.” That gets a small laugh. Nice on-screen chemistry for the kiss. Um, the winners were “Born into Brothels.”

Mike thinks Kirsten Dunst has Drew Barrymore’s hair.