So The Lovely One and I stopped by Linens ‘n Things on the weekend with the goal of perpetuating global capitalism. While TLO worked on the perpetuation, I wandered into the clutches of a Comfy Chair.

Oh. Dear. I had no idea where the state of the art in massage chairs lay. The chair was good. The chair was very good. The chair was so good I didn’t leave it until TLO dragged me to the cash register. The chair was so good I immediately started trying to figure out how to justify purchasing an $800 massage chair. The chair was so good I named it Rachel.

Oh, Rachel!