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Sunday, February 27th, 2005
Ooh! The secquence finishes with Martin Lawrence doing a fake acceptance speech! Yeah. Why is Elizabeth Berke-er, Scarlett Johansson in the balony? Oh, she’s introducing the technical awards montage. Maybe the next presenter will pop up from the floor, but I’m hoping for something with wires. Marj thinks the technical awards might be the ESL […]
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Sunday, February 27th, 2005
Chris Rock doing streeters with movie theatre patrons. Fairly funny. “Oh yeah, I loved White Chicks!” Now he’s interviewing Albert Brooks. I like the acceptance speeches by ordinary people!
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Sunday, February 27th, 2005
Hmm. Beyonce has a great voice, and the French song I have never heard of is good. I didn’t think I’d like anything as much as last year’s “Belleville Rendezvous.”
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Sunday, February 27th, 2005
Ooh. Drew Barrymore as a goth at prom night!
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Sunday, February 27th, 2005
Apparently Cate Blanchett isn’t allowed on stage. she’s presenting “best makeup” from the aisle, right beside the makeup ghetto. They get their statues there, and don’t get anywhere near the stage. I’d feel jobbed. At least the acceptance speech was slightly funny.
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Sunday, February 27th, 2005
Brad Bird’s acceptance speech blows. Really. Stupid winner, be more funny!
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Sunday, February 27th, 2005
Robin Williams is wearing…puce? And mocking Joan Rivers? I don’t know. The nipple joke is just old. Now he’s outing every animated character ever. If Shark Tale wins for best animated, I’m leaving the room. That film was wors that Without a Paddle, which I happened to see on the same flight. Oh good: The […]
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Sunday, February 27th, 2005
Clint Eastwood’s vision is going: only explanation for that green bow tie.
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Sunday, February 27th, 2005
So now they have the nominees on stage. This makes the walk to the microphone shorter, recognizes the honour of nomination, and makes for a long, empty walk back to the seats for the losers. Niiice. Bridget “Zellwegger” Jones needs to eat, and looks a little odd.
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Sunday, February 27th, 2005
Oooh, Nice shot at Halle Berry and Catwoman 2! Serious shit-eating grin on Ms. Berry’s face.