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Robin Williams is wearing…puce? And mocking Joan Rivers? I don’t know. The nipple joke is just old. Now he’s outing every animated character ever.

If Shark Tale wins for best animated, I’m leaving the room. That film was wors that Without a Paddle, which I happened to see on the same flight.

Oh good: The Incredibles. Now I have to go and finally see it.

Clint Eastwood’s vision is going: only explanation for that green bow tie.

So now they have the nominees on stage. This makes the walk to the microphone shorter, recognizes the honour of nomination, and makes for a long, empty walk back to the seats for the losers. Niiice.

Bridget “Zellwegger” Jones needs to eat, and looks a little odd.

Oooh, Nice shot at Halle Berry and Catwoman 2! Serious shit-eating grin on Ms. Berry’s face.

Whoops, now he’s praising Farenheit 9/11 and bashing George Bush. Okay, I like the idea of the war between The Gap and Banana Republic.

Chris Rock: monologist extraordinaire. He’s making fun of his own movies, and calling out lotsa movies and stars.

I think Scarlett Johansson looks like Elizabeth Berkely with the updo and cheekbones.
I also think Mike Myers needs to iron his suit.

Ad for Be Cool, the upcoming movie featuring Travolta as Chili Palmer, so some sort of sequel to Get Shorty. We’re all into that.

CTV carpet-walker to Orlando Bloom: “before you were a movie star, you were a serious actor.” ?

For some reason I’m watching the Oscars with The Lovely One, and my brother and his bride. Let’s see how this goes. We’re watching on CTV, which means Ben Mulroney and others on the red carpet right now.

Mike says Laura Linney looks like “the Borg.”

Race is tomorrow morning at 10:30. Bike is upgraded and ready. Rider is carb-laden and focused. What will I do? I will make them suffer. Bike racing in Lent: it’s synergy!