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This post will be entirely, endearingly personal, so if you tune in mainly to hear me tell you about interesting things, go somewhere else.

All week I have been preparing the race bike for the season. First race is on Sunday, and it should be hard. It’s just a training race, and it’s on a very flat course, but I’ll be racing with the B group, which is tougher than the C riders I went against last year, and my specific goal for this race should make things pretty interesting as well.

So what with several new parts to attach to the Pinarello, not to mention adding a second STI shifter for the left side (a gift from Dave) and various cable upgrades, I just got the bike fully assembled last night. This morning, I took it to work as a test ride, and it feels really good. Some of that is because it gets compared to my poor, much-suffering winter bike, the $10 Bianchi. Just not having a bike rack saves a fair bit of weight. But that said, either the upgrades have made the bike lighter and more aerodynamic, or the placebo effect is awesome.

The Lovely One has been engaging in some interesting fruit-related behaviour recently. Aside from occasional assaults with an unripe banana (taken in good humour by me: the banana in question is one I bought two weeks ago. It’s still not ripe. I think it’s a zombie banana!), there’s also the amusing moments like yesterday, when she explained I would be getting two different mangoes in my Friday lunch. Cool!

I like this: one task Rebecca has taken upon herself since we married was the provision of my lunches (I think mainly because she’s pretty sure I’m not responsible enough to be trusted with my own food choices; given some of the things I’ve eaten on my own, I have no defence against this argument). She knows I like trying new things, and she loves the challenge. A high point was a month or so ago when she proffered a fruit from her shopping, saying, “I don’t know what it is, I don’t know how you eat it, but you’re getting it for lunch tomorrow. Enjoy!” (It was a mangosteen, and it was quite tasty.)

So, all’s right with the world. My Lenten resolution of getting things done in a timely fashion seems to be working out remarkably well. Stuff is getting taken care of. The cat is behaving remarkably well. The car still works. The bike isn’t breaking down. What more could one want?

This 3M Security Glass Ad is apparently located in Vancouver. According to Boing Boing, it’s a bus ad featuring some real $20 bills encased behind security glass. It has to be downtown, but I’ll try to get some pictures of it next time I’m down there.

I try to avoid too much reference to other blogs, especially political ones. I read a fair number, but I don’t think I have much to add to that discussion. And besides, you either find what is said there boring, or you’re already reading most of the same ones. But either way, I think this satire of Karl Rove, Dan Rather, and blogger paranoia is actually funny.

Okay, so The Lovely One and I are incurable fans of that great doctor-drama, House [DANGER: Completely naff flash site]. But it is, after only half a season, a tetch prone to recurring plot tics.

Therefore, to enhance your enjoyment, I bring you the House Drinking Game:

PLOT TICS
Take 1 sip when:

-House pops a Vicodin
-anyone says that “patients lie”
-they use an effects shot to show you what’s happening inside a patient’s body
-any character makes a comment about House’s leg
-House visits a patient (clinic doesn’t count)
-House insults a patient
-House insults a doctor
-House insults standard medical practices
-House’s diagnosis turns out to be incorrect
-the staff are manipulating a patient sample (blood, urine, etc.) in that spooky lab (hereafter to be known as the “exposition room”)
-a patient has an adverse reaction to treatment
-a patient has a violent reaction (spews blood, heart stops, etc.)(if due to treatment, that’s two shots)
-a personal detail about House is revealed (e.g. House likes monster trucks, House once lived with someone, House plays piano, etc.)
-House displays improbable knowledge (e.g. fluent in Portuguese)
-House catches someone in a lie
-Cuddy refuses to let House do something
-Cuddy talks to House about his clinic hours, or shirking thereof
-A reference is made to Foreman’s criminal past, Cameron’s beauty, or Chase’s citizenship

RECURRING THEMES
Drink half a glass when:

-the crew break into a patient’s house
-anyone attacks House physically
-a character who is accused of lying turns out to be telling the truth
-House engages in a leisure activity and obviously enjoys it (monster truck show, listening to music at home, etc.)

SHARK JUMPS
I don’t think any of these has happened yet, but drink your whole glass down (you’ll need it) if:

-House becomes romantically involved
-Wilson cheats on his wife
-House gets fired by Cuddy
-Any two of the six main characters (House, Cuddy, Chase, Cameron, Foreman, or Wilson) get romantically involved with each other.

Additions to the list gratefully received.

Sheesh. Look, eat whatever you want, just make sure to get a reasonable amount of exercise. That’s not a formula for peak performance, but it sure beats what most people do.

For peak performance, sure, you’ll have to actually eat proper food, but diet is less important than exercise.

My union’s staff representatives, CEP local 467, (I gather that’s the non-clerical people in the union office) are on strike. This means the union, which is, er, in the role of management in that dispute, is now complaining that the workers are asking for too much, and that the employer (which, in a long-winded way, is me) is strapped for cash owing to having a bad year or seven. As a result, BCGEU offices are likely going to be behind picket lines today.

The fun part is listening to the reversal of rhetoric: the BCGEU wants to tie the CEP workers’ benefits to recent BCGEU gains, which is to say they basically are arguing for salary increases based on the organization’s performance. The CEP wants a better raise than the BCGEU has recently received, and really, who can blame them? Except that the CEP is specifically the union which represents…the employees who are the BCGEU’s primary bargaining and grievance representatives!

Last night I had a short but enthusiastic conversation with my father-in-law about the nature of unionized work, the inflexibility of pay scales in union jobs, and why he hadn’t left his union job to go work in Whistler for the $40/hour experienced tradesmen were getting paid up there. Hm. Maybe I should take up painting. But the real answer is this: sometimes, however much unionized employees avoid mentioning it, there are good aspects to the job and the workplace.

I rather like my job, though I understand that I may be unusual for feeling that way. I fear that in some ways the rhetoric of union negotiations and the Kabuki show (or is it a mating ritual?) that goes along with it may have depressing effects on workplace morale. If I may oversimplify greatly, the default mode of a typical private-sector, non-union employee is to believe that their company is doing well, and that their job is good, since in general pay and bonuses depend on the company doing well, and when there are pay issues, you either go to your boss and ask for a raise (normally using the argument that the company is doing well and you are doing your job really well), or you look for another job. Quitting (or the threat of departure) is essentially the non-union worker’s strike, but its effectiveness is directly tied to the individual worker’s replaceability.

Public-sector unions, on the other hand, can’t really argue productivity. Instead, each bargaining session has to be a litany of complaints: how hard it is to do the job, how badly paid the workers are, and what dreadful conditions they labour under. In short, it’s the job of the union to make everybody feel aggrieved during the bargaining cycle.

The solution is dead-simple and quite honest: workers have to recognize the kabuki dance for what it is: a game of will, not reality. Just because you’re saying your job sucks doesn’t mean it actually does suck. If it does suck, you have to quit. Do what you can to find a soft landing, and I’m not saying you have to resign this moment, but if you’re that dissatisfied with your job, you have to start sending out resumes.

Mickey Kaus likes to refer to certain political actions as Kabuki theatre, in the sense of highly ritualized for-show performance.

Well, that’s kind of how a modern strike works. Right now I’m in the midst of some exciting job action. Why strikes work is interesting.

Any strike is a sort of ritualized dance, though one made rather edgy by the real money that is at stake, be it on the negotiating table, through the witholding of pay to employees, or the witholding of services to employers. I think mating rituals are an apt analogy: like rams butting or peacocks strutting, union and management (and in this case, the provincial government, maybe playing the role of the eligible mate or something…let’s not let this analogy get out of hand) are playing a little game with carefully-created rules and limits, but one which both sides care very deeply about.

In this sense, a nice clean strike is better than the alternatives, which involve stuff like rioting, stone-throwing, etc.

Like a mating dance, the strike game is a sort of display of will. The more strength you display, the less likely you will actually have to do any real fighting. The first show of strength is usually the strike vote. 50% is bad, 90% is good, anything in between is mediocre. While ostensibly just a poll of membership will, strike votes are essentially votes of confidence in the bargaining team, so voting against a strike mandate is typically grounds for the bargaining committee to resign and be replaced. It happens.

The second show of will happens with the actual strike. In the case of the colleges right now, the union is doing a very tactical rotating multi-college walkout, basically an effort to maximize the duration and publicity while minimizing the real pain, especially for students. It’s even more ritualized than a typical strike, and perhaps thus even better than a straight strike. This strategy was probably born from the fear that a simple general strike would just get college support workers declared essential-ish and ordered back to work by legislative fiat.

Meanwhile, management has its own tactics and dance moves. They declare that the money for raises doesn’t exist. They declare that their hands are tied, in this case by government wage mandates. In the case of our strike, they did things like temporarily end flex schedules, cancelled a professional development day, and cancelled a two-day reading break. I think they’re going to cancel Easter, too. Some of my co-workers were shocked, but I was more philosophical. It’s not so much that these are petty and probably meant as punishments (whatever their somewhat reasonable justifications may be) as they were managerial attempts to make clear that they do have power over the workers. The problem is these were pretty modest threats.

And so the ritual progresses. I think some of my co-workers don’t really think much of the strike, often on the basis that a raise is unlikely, or that it won’t compensate for the lost wages from the strike itself. But especially in the case of this strike, there are long-term effects that can be made manifest. Even if the union doesn’t win its desires in this round of bargaining, the demonstration of a willingness to strike is a useful precursor to future bargaining. Meanwhile, if something is won at the table, even if you have effectively cut your pay by as much as the raise gives back thanks to strike action, any raise is effectively forever, and it establishes a new baseline for future negotiations. It is out of such incremental concessions that cushy union jobs are made.

In our negotiation, I made a joke about the government acting as the prospective mate, and it’s not entirely for fun. They are a third player, in this case with the role of needing to be forced back to the table. This is a useful dance for all kinds of reasons. The government gets to look reasonable, but not like a push-over, by only entering negotiations after the strike is well-established and serious-looking. They also look firm, because they were initially unwilling to add money to the pot. And finally, they limit the losses to an extent, since a union that fears being legislated back to the job without a raise (or with a rollback) is likely to ask for and agree to less than it otherwise would. The union can take a few points of raise and say to the members, “we won you a raise!” The government can be happy the raise wasn’t 10% or worse, and gets credit for being benevolent in giving 5% instead of being criticized for stinting because they bargained down to 7%. Everybody is unhappy, or just a bit happy. The system works.

At some point, there will be a settlement, and like two males in the same herd, union and management go back to their normal roles, which in a reasonably healthy workplace like mine, are essentially cooperative. The important thing to remember is that this stuff isn’t really real. The dance of witholding work and witholding wages is about demonstrating strength and vehemence in a benign arena, but one with real stakes, however limited. Like I said, strikes are sort of peacock displays for unions: an impressive one will make all the good things in life come your way, with minimal actual pain.

…It’s the way of the future…the way of the future…Erm. Right now, everything in my life seems to be a forward-looking plan. I’m breaking my body down to build it back up stronger, and I’m planning to do a ton of fitness workouts in the next several weeks.

The fun thing about exercise is how lousy it can really feel. If you’re working hard enough to get actual improvement out of your body, you’re going to spend a lot of time with tingly muscles. You’re going to need a lot of sleep. It’s just the nature of pushing your body. The payoff comes later, when you get to your peak events and are suddenly much stronger than you have ever been before.

In local-politics news, the disintegration of COPE in Vancouver is proceeding apace. I sort of understand the dynamics at work, since they’re largely the same as the ones that saw the last mayor, the NPA’s Mr. Owen, out the door. The difference is that this time the centrist candidate with ideas at odds with the party core is a COPE member, and if anything, is probably an even more high-profile and popular mayor. As the NPA can attest, this won’t end well, and I think that unlike Owen, who quietly stood aside when he was ousted as NPA mayoral candidate, Larry Campbell is likely to stay and run under whatever banner will have him (NPA? Sure, I guess).

I think the electoral prospects for the much-derided “COPE lite” (I prefer the monikers “New COPE” or “Diet COPE”, in opposition to the old-school “COPE Classic”) are very good, since the electoral preference in Vancouver has tilted towards modest, managerial moderates for quite some time. When a former coroner can be described as the most interesting recent mayor, you know your leadership is trending towards boring.

Not that there’s anything wrong with that. I like quiet competence in a politician, especially a municipal politician, since as a staunch subsidiaritist, I believe that’s where all the important work is done.

Some guy I’ve never read before posted a semi-interesting article on the ecological benefits of telecommuting. (þ: Instapundit)

Long-time observers of my psyche may know that I verge on being pro-pollution (a quote from my university days: “what do we want? Global warming! When do we want it? Now!”) The conservation arguments against commuting hold little truck with me. My gravest personal shame is that I toodle around in a pathetically efficient Tercel, and don’t even use that to go to work most days, preferring my ZEV Bianchi Sport. Two wheels, thirty-odd pounds, and the only emissions are from when I eat something that doesn’t agree with me.

But my commute saves something far more precious: time. And the saving of time is what inspired me to write further about telecommuting.

Time is painfully finite. In the course of a typical 24-hour day, sleep is pretty close to being a universal thief of a third of your life. There’s not much we can do to change that. Work, for most of us, is going to occupy another third of the day, five days out of seven. The rest is eating, chores, free time, TV watching, and whatnot.

I’m going to take the tack, for a moment, that eating is fun, chores have to be done until iRobot comes out with the general-purpose Roomba Maid in 2021, and that if you choose to spend your free time watching TV that’s your business.

My enemy today is that most fiendish sapper of time, the commute.

For most of us, getting to and from work is 10 trips per week. I’m pretty typical: my commute is about 30 minutes by car: a little less in the morning, a little more on the way home. It’s not especially soul-destroying (you have to cross a bridge, perhaps one to the North Shore, for that), but it’s utterly dead time. If I did it often, I’d definitely be in the market for talking books aplenty. The transit option is not a lot more time (45 minutes each way) but does involve making a change from bus to Skytrain (not that I mind; it cuts about 15 minutes from the pre-Skytrain version of the commute). So in the default version of my life, I’m spending 1 hour every weekday, 10 hours/week, commuting. And it’s reasonably fatiguing, too: I don’t know about you, but I find rush-hour driving draining.

In my new, better life, I’ve had the luck to be on a flex schedule most of the time, which means 9-day fortnights, which means one less commute every two weeks.

The other, massive thing I’ve done is turn my commute into a workout.

It happens that I can ride my bicycle to and from work just about as fast as I can drive there. In the best case, the car is probably 10 minutes faster each way, and in the worst case, the car is probably slower on an absolute basis (and this would be for same days; a fun thing about bicycles is how much less travel times are affected by traffic congestion. A day when North Road is completely bogged into motionlessness will slow my bike trip down by a few minutes, but will leave me far, far ahead of cars plunging into the same traffic jam.

The key thing here is that my commute now turns into a virtuous exercise. Just for maintaining an active life and a reasonably healthy body, I should be riding my bike regularly. If I want to race with any sort of competitiveness, I have to ride my bike 10+ hours per week. Some riders do manage to fit this kind of mileage into their schedules, but it usually requires bachelorhood, a similarly-inclined spouse, some job-related excuse for so much exercise, or rising at 5am to get in a few hours of riding before work.

Instead, I just have an hour of bike exercise every work day. It works for me. It saves my life, and puts my otherwise dead-time commute to work. It suits my goal-oriented training motivations. You should all do the same.

Now, I have to work on the other time-sink in my life, television. And laziness.

Things are a little more normal in Wired Cola world headquarters again. All is, to a first order, back to normal.

So far, the “what to do in Vancouver” project is more trouble than joy, so send in more ideas. Okay?

In celebration of Sts. Cyril & Methodius’ Day, Douglas College will be on strike again. Also, The Lovely One and I will be trying out Pon Dok on the Drive.

In the outside world, Canon A85s are now going for $320 at the local Costco. This isn’t quite as cheap as you can get them from cheaper American retailers, but it’s really cheap for a superb 4-megapixel camera, and Costco’s ludicrously generous return policies work in their favour.

The reason I’m mentioning this is that my parents bought one of these things. It’s a sweet machine.

They’re appearing at Costco now because they have been discontinued, replaced by the spiffy new A520. That camera is too new to even have been reviewed yet, and its claim to fame is that it is smaller, lighter, has a slightly spiffier flash, and adds a 4x zoom (versus 3x zoom on the A85). That last one is a nice bonus, assuming Canon hasn’t ruined what was one of the nicest lenses available on a compact camera. But as for making it smaller, most of the reduction seems to have come from changing to SD memory from a CF card (SD is smaller, but I already have some CF cards), and from reducing the number of AA batteries powering the camera from four to two. The A85 and A75 (and other A-cameras) were class leaders in terms of battery life, and I would be very surprised if halving the number of batteries doesn’t change that somewhat. As for the size, an A85 is not that big. My parents, though not inordinately large-handed, found the A85 just barely big enough for easy handling. It must be said that compared to my more svelte Nikon 2500, the controls on the Canon are much more generously sized. On the other hand, the Canon looks like a small camera, and the Nikon looks like a big cell phone. The difference means that the smaller, more smoothly-shaped camera will fit in a big pants pocket, while the lumpier, more picture-riffic machine calls for a big jacket pocket or a purse.

The big feature of the A-series is full-manual controls and solid optics at consumer-grade prices. it’s in the sweet spot, and I could see borrowing it from my family lots and lots when I want some higher-res pictures than the webtastic 2 megapixels of my (formerly Eric’s) Nikon.

If you do buy one, don’t forget to budget for some NiMH rechargeables and a charger (Canon will sell you an adapter that plugs into the camera, but clone chargers are available much more cheaply on eBay. Batteries not included), and while the included CF card is a semi-generous 32MB, you’ll want more.

Gotta do my calisthenics now.

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