First official day of the contest and I realize the contest I wanted to enter (for a porcelain Moomin mug and plate set) was for EU residents only.   Doh! 

So instead I entered the MTV Can Sex Friends Stay Friends $5000 contest.  I just googled contests and that’s what came up.  I’m desperate to not fall behind, you see. 

I have no idea what $5000 has to do with sex friends, unless it’s because one needs to purchase the services of said sex friends.